You are the oldest Fck You Card

You are the oldest

Mirror, mirror on the wall - you're the oldest in the land! Happy Birthday!

This card is officially MAMA-APPROVED. And yes, my God: With red lipstick, messed up hair, a cool leopard skirt and the third Prossecco, she stands in the door and everyone knows: You are the oldest in the whole country!

Do you know where the word quality comes from? Let us tell you: Quality comes from quality. That's what it takes to make these cards a top product for you. Although our graphic designer and our printing company hate us now, we are extremely proud to be able to supply you with extremely high-quality cards in a thick and extra-large format: 17.5 cm wide and 12 cm high. Of course, the insults should also be read clearly and clearly.